Tuesday, July 18, 2006

My Personal Prophet

I'd like to introduce the unwilted audience to my personal prophet, Kerney Thomas. I stumbled upon him late at night a few weeks ago, and have been obsessed ever since. I love the yelling, and the speaking in tongues. I also like how he says "Glory to God" when the caller in the below video tells him about having had a stroke a year ago. Honestly, I was drifting away from Christianity. Now, I'm right back there.

I did send Evangelist Thomas my address. So far, no letter. I'll be sure to keep you all up to date as he works supernatural miracles in my life.

[2009 Edit: No response from Evangelist Thomas. And Youtube took down the video I originally uploaded. But I've put up another similar one that somebody else uploaded].

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